1、humor, can saying is give people a subtle sense of dispensing the spice of life. For some light humor, can make the atmosphere of the time to change, make the stalled suddenly solve unsolved. - Masayoshi Ohira
幽默：可以說是能給人以微妙感的調(diào)劑生活的佐料。由于某種輕巧的幽默，就可以使當(dāng)時的氣氛為之改觀，使陷于僵局的懸案豁然解決。??日?大平正芳
2、the sense of humour is a sense. Li, Ji Bolun
幽默感就是分寸感。??黎?紀(jì)泊倫
3、the humor and wit is the flash of wisdom. -- Indira Shakespeare
幽默和風(fēng)趣是智慧的閃現(xiàn)。??英?莎士比亞
4、the humor comes from wisdom, verbal abuse from incompetence. - pine forest
幽默來自智慧，惡語來自無能。??松林
5、humor is that workers have confidence in their own career and show the advantage of the signs of their own. -- Engels
幽默是表明工人對自己事業(yè)具有信心并且表明自己占著優(yōu)勢的標(biāo)志。??恩格斯
6、humor is not willing to institutional absurdity. - Usher
幽默是不肯正經(jīng)其事的荒謬感。??厄謝爾
7、humor is so gorgeous costumes, is how loyal guard! It is always better than the poet and writer's wisdom; it is itself a talent, it can eliminate ignorance. -- Scott
幽默是多么艷麗的服飾，又是何等忠誠的衛(wèi)士!它永遠(yuǎn)勝過詩人和作家的智慧;它本身就是才華，它能杜絕愚昧。??司各特
8、 humor is the wisdom, moral education and the excellent performance of. -- de Engels
幽默是具有智慧、教育和道德上優(yōu)越的表現(xiàn)。??德?恩格斯
9、humor is the nature of man, it might change one of the atmosphere, but can not change the life of pain. -- Guo Chen
幽默是人的本性，它或許可以改變一時的氣氛，卻改變不了一生的痛苦。??郭辰
10、humor is the life waves buoy. -- sPading
幽默是生活波濤中的救生圈。??拉布
11、humor is all the light of wisdom, shining in the middle of the ancient and modern philosophers spirituality. Where the quality of humor, are smart perspicacious. They will solve all the difficult problems with the humorous wrist, and every kind of things arranged to take it leisurely and unopPssively, be just perfect. -- Qian Renkang
幽默是一切智慧的光芒，照耀在古今哲人的靈性中間。凡有幽默的素養(yǎng)者，都是聰敏穎悟的。他們會用幽默手腕解決一切困難問題，而把每一種事態(tài)安排得從容不迫，恰到好處。??錢仁康
12、humor is a beautiful, healthy quality. May you make up your own humor. Lenin -- the former Soviet Union
幽默是一種優(yōu)美的、健康的品質(zhì)。愿你讓自己幽默起來。??前蘇聯(lián)?列寧
13、humor and serious mutual inspection stone, because is not willing to accept the good jokes, which have doubts, but could not resist to joke must also be wisdom. -- Gaulke Asia
幽默與嚴(yán)肅互為驗石，因為不愿接受善意的玩笑，其中必有疑處，而經(jīng)不住審度的玩笑也一定是智慧。??高爾克亞
14、there are many real word of in joke. -- Swift
有許多真實的話都是在笑話中講出來的。??斯威夫特
15、The joke to deal with the enemy, is a natural good tactics, but the contact point, must be the opponent's fatal injury, otherwise, the end is nothing but a joke just kidding. -- Lu Xun
用玩笑來應(yīng)付敵人，自然也是一種好戰(zhàn)法，但觸著之處，須是對手的致命傷，否則，玩笑終不過是一種單單的玩笑而已。??魯迅
16、a truly humorous people don't have understanding, readily only laugh, smile for cold, dreary life breath. -- Qian Zhongshu
一個真有幽默的人別有會心，欣然獨笑，冷然微笑，替沉悶的人生透一口氣。??錢鐘書
17、a successful person is a sense of humor to deal with setbacks. -- James Pam
一個成功的人是以幽默感對付挫折的。??詹姆斯?潘
18、I believe that a sense of humor is part of the charm. Has a sense of humor, people can in a very harmonious atmosphere exchanges of ideas and opinions with each other. The lack of a sense of humor, life becomes monotonous and boring. -- I Sophia Naran
我相信幽默感也是魅力的一個組成部分。有了幽默感，人們可以在一種非常融洽的氣氛中彼此交流思想和看法。缺乏幽默感，生活就變得非常單調(diào)和枯燥。??意?索菲亞?名蘭
19、I doubt whether the world has experienced the importance of humor humor, or to change our entire culture life possibility of humor in politics, in science, in life position. Its function with the said material, still be inferior to saying is chemistry. The fundamental organization it changed our thinking and experience. We must default to its importance in national life. -- Lin Yutang
我很懷疑世人是否曾體驗過幽默的重要性，或幽默對于改變我們整個文化生活的可能性??幽默在政治上，在學(xué)術(shù)上，在生活上的地位。它的機(jī)能與其說是物質(zhì)上的，還不如說是化學(xué)上的。它改變了我們的思想和經(jīng)驗的根本組織。我們須默認(rèn)它在民族生活上的重要。??林語堂
20、make you laugh, funny. You want to a want to laugh, humor. -- George Bunus
使你發(fā)笑的人，滑稽。使你想了一想笑的人，幽默。
21、people can not the same, some people will humor, some people will not, not humor person had better not reluctantly. -- Lao She
人的才能不一樣，有的人會幽默，有的人不會，不會幽默的人最好不必勉強(qiáng)。??老舍
22、not everyone can have a humorous attitude. It is a praiseworthy for one's excellent conduct talent, many people do not even have the ability to enjoy the people to Psent their happiness. -- O Floyd
并不是每個人都能具有幽默態(tài)度。它是一種難能可貴的天賦，許多人甚至沒有能力享受人們向他們呈現(xiàn)的快樂。??奧?弗洛伊德
23、you can't keep a straight face in dealing with people. Sense of humor is the most important, it will make your job easier, to bring the popular sun will also give you the staff of life. -- Indira Parkinson Rustmogi
你不能老是板著面孔與人相處。幽默感到是最重要的，它會使你的工作變得更為容易，同時也會給你的職工的生活帶來深受歡迎的陽光。??英?帕金森?魯斯特莫吉
24、good humor is not just to make you laugh, but also let you cry! The cry more tears will decline in value, so the tears do happy and laughing and being still can see the soul of the solemn and sincere. Maybe humour pain does not suffering the pain of weak. -- Wang Meng
好的幽默并不只是讓你笑，還讓你哭呢!哭多了眼淚就會跌價，于是乎淚盡則喜，嬉笑之中仍然可以看到作者那莊嚴(yán)赤誠的靈魂。也許幽默的痛苦并不比痛苦的痛苦弱。??王蒙
25、to the definition of humor and humor analysis, is the lack of sense of humor pastime. -- Benchley
給幽默下定義和對幽默作分析，是欠缺幽默感的人的消遣。??本奇利
26、for the abstract thinking to take away from the attitude, which is very deeply rooted, and sensitive nose, a smell of humour and satire will wrinkle. Know now that with this nose people read the morning paper, and set up a bonus for satire, so they will say: I want to get this prize, than I do it more smoothly, because I can immediately to speak their mind, but don't play any tricks. -- Hagel
對于抽象思維采取敬而遠(yuǎn)之的態(tài)度，這是非常根深蒂固的，以至靈敏的鼻子，一嗅到幽默和諷刺準(zhǔn)會皺起來。既然長著這種鼻子的人都讀晨報，而且知道，為諷刺文學(xué)設(shè)立了獎金，所以他們會說：我想得到這種獎金，要比我做這樁事情來得順當(dāng)，因為我立刻可以說出自己的想法，而且不用耍什么詭計。??黑格爾
27、understand the humor of humor people in general will be very happy. - quiet
懂幽默會幽默的人一般都會很快樂。??寧靜
28、you let me roll, I roll. You let me come back, sorry, roll away the.
你讓我滾，我滾了。你讓我回來，對不起，滾遠(yuǎn)了。
29、if not to their limits, there is no restriction on the life of the fence you play.
若不給自己設(shè)限，則人生中就沒有限制你發(fā)揮的藩籬。
30、A truly humorous people don't have understanding, readily only laugh, smile for cold, dreary life breath. -- Qian Zhongshu
一個真有幽默的人別有會心，欣然獨笑，冷然微笑，替沉悶的人生透一口氣。??錢鐘書
31、The last bus 4, happiness is not missed, but do not get crowded.
幸福的末班車不是沒趕上，而是擠不上去。
32、the most effective capital is our credibility, it is 24 hours non-stop work for us.
最有效的資本是我們的信譽(yù)，它24小時不停為我們工作。
33、the rogue is not terrible, the afraid rascal have culture......
流氓不可怕，就怕流氓有文化……
34、even climb the highest mountain, one can only stand on solid ground to a step.
即使爬到最高的山上，一次也只能腳踏實地地邁一步。
35、rather than for, rather than retreat webs.
與其臨淵羨魚，不如退而結(jié)網(wǎng)。
36、a lot of money, but can not find the seed money, can cause.
賺錢之道很多，但是找不到賺錢的種子，便成不了事業(yè)家。
37、today the mood is not good. I only have four words to say. Including this and Pvious two. I finished saying.
今天心情不好。我只有四句話想說。包括這句和前面的兩句。我的話說完了。
38、but two people meet, the next is not the story is accident.
但兩個人相遇，接下來的不是故事就是事故。
39、you are not financial, financial ignore you.
你不理財，財不理你。
40、to go its own way, let others take the taxi to go.
走自己的路，讓別人打車去吧。
41、money is not a problem, the problem is no money! People can not hang in a tree, to near a few tree die again and try.
錢不是問題，問題是沒錢!人不能在一棵樹上吊死，要在附近幾棵樹上多死幾次試試。
42、there is no innate confidence, and only continue to nurture confidence.
沒有天生的信心，只有不斷培養(yǎng)的信心。
43、action is good medicine to cure fear, and hesitation, delay will continue to nourish the fear.
行動是治愈恐懼的良藥，而猶豫、拖延將不斷滋養(yǎng)恐懼。
44、not change quickly, but you too much food.
不是變化快，而是你太菜。
45、is like Pgnancy, a long time can let a person see.
懷才就像懷孕，時間久了才能讓人看出來。 (99句教你學(xué)會幽默英語名言警句)
46、there must be a useful material to be useful, I ascended to heaven!
天生我材必有用、材必有用我升天!
47、positive thinking leads to positive life, negative thinking negative life.
積極思考造成積極人生，消極思考造成消極人生。
48、do not and I than lazy, I'm too lazy and than you.
不要和我比懶，我懶得和你比。
49、there are many real word of in joke. -- Swift
有許多真實的話都是在笑話中講出來的。??斯威夫特
50、a successful person is a sense of humor to deal with setbacks. -- James Pam
一個成功的人是以幽默感對付挫折的。??詹姆斯?潘
51、make you laugh, funny. You want to a want to laugh, humor.
使你發(fā)笑的人，滑稽。使你想了一想笑的人，幽默。
52、humor is not willing to institutional absurdity. -- Usher
幽默是不肯正經(jīng)其事的荒謬感。??厄謝爾
53、the sense of humour is a sense. -- Gibran
幽默感就是分寸感。??紀(jì)伯倫
54、humor is the life waves buoy. -- pull cloth
幽默是生活波濤中的救生圈。??拉 布
55、Internal cause 7 humor is not joy, but sorrow; there is no humor in heaven. -- Mark Twin
幽默的內(nèi)在根源不是歡樂，而是悲哀;天堂里是沒有幽默的。??馬克?吐溫
56、to the definition of humor humor and analysis, is the lack of sense of humor pastime. -- Benchley
給幽默下定義和對幽默作分析，是欠缺幽默感的人的消遣。??本奇利
57、Money for me is not a problem, the problem is I have no money.
錢對于我來說根本不是問題，問題是我根本沒有錢。
58、The boycott of breast enhancement operation, do not pollute the last piece of safe milk source!
抵制豐胸手術(shù)，不要污染最后一片安全奶源!
59、The so-called beauty, are in fact cosmetics slave.
所謂的美女，其實都是化妝品的奴隸。
60、From heaven to hell, I pass by earth.
從天堂到地獄，我路過人間。
61、Fancies of men of letters not, cooking laundry too tired.
琴棋書畫不會，洗衣做飯嫌累。
62、Perfect your people, but not necessarily someone like.
你的人很完美，但是不一定會有人喜歡。
63、Every thing is a good thing. If is not good, it is not the end. Will such believe.
每件事最后都會是好事。如果不是好事，說明還沒到最后。要這樣相信著。
64、Money is not omnipotent, sometimes still need to use a credit card.
鈔票不是萬能的，有時候還是需要用信用卡。
65、If I can beat you, I would shoot you.
要不是打不過你，我早和你翻臉了。
66、In ancient times, we don't call, no message, no chat network, not micro-blog, not across the sea, not stuck in the road. If I miss you, had turned over two mountains, to walk five miles, to hold your hand.
在古代，我們不電話，不短信，不網(wǎng)聊，不微博，不漂洋過海，不被堵在路上。如果我想你，就翻過兩座山，走五里路，去牽你的手。
67、In this life, there is always a person, always with you, but you really want to talk to him.
這一生，總有一個人，老是跟你過不去，你卻很想跟他過下去。
68、When wrestling, whatever painful, to cry again.
小時候摔跤了，不管痛不痛，先哭了再說。
69、I just want someone who will understand me, even if I what all don't say.
我只是想有一個人明白我，即使我什么都沒說。
70、In fact. Like I love you. Any exPssion I will give.
其實。你愛我像誰。任何的表情我都會給。
71、Young girls dream to find a white horse, open my eyes found all over the world are grey donkey, grieving, can only choose a donkey be robust and strong from the group, so that the donkey was named: economy applicable male.
小姑娘們夢中都想找一匹白馬，睜開眼發(fā)現(xiàn)滿世界都是灰不溜秋的驢，悲痛欲絕后，只能從驢群中挑個身強(qiáng)力壯的，這樣的驢就被命名為：經(jīng)濟(jì)適用男。
72、I'm going to cry, I'll make, a night without sleep, holding a bottle of sleeping pills, a rope to hang himself. And ugly also want to fall in love, the world is full of love.
我就要哭，我就要鬧，一宿一宿不睡覺，手里拿瓶安眠藥，拿根小繩要上吊。再丑也要談戀愛，談到世界充滿愛。
73、Our goal: money, to make thick.
我們的目標(biāo)：向錢看，向厚賺。
74、To my Audi, your Dior, our children's Oreo. Efforts! The struggle!
為了我的奧迪，你的迪奧，咱孩子的奧利奧。努力!奮斗!
75、If you are good to me, I could not help but want to bully you.
如果你對我好，我就會忍不住想欺負(fù)你。
76、I am you turned forget a passer-by, with what accompany you waste time to the end?
我是你轉(zhuǎn)身就忘的路人甲，憑什么陪你蹉跎年華到天涯?
77、Intermittent dePssion during the attack, born not faze, acquaintances do not find.
間歇性郁悶癥發(fā)作期間，生人勿擾，熟人勿找。
78、That money is evil, are fishing; say beauty is the troubles, all want; say aloof, in climbing; said tobacco and hurt the body, do not quit; that the most beautiful paradise, don't go!
說金錢是罪惡，都在撈;說美女是禍水，都想要;說高處不勝寒，都在爬;說煙酒傷身體，都不戒;說天堂最美好，都不去!
79、Crowded bus is a comPhensive sport contains Sanda, yoga, judo, the balance beam and many other sports and fitness project in one of the.
擠公交是包含散打、瑜珈、柔道、平衡木等多種體育和健身項目于一體的綜合性運動。
80、Hogan opened his aging mother know you are an evildoer.
老娘法眼一開就知道你是個妖孽了。
81、Hands pockets, who don't love.
手插口袋，誰都不愛 。
82、Holding a kitchen knife cut wire, a road with lightning sparks.
手拿菜刀砍電線，一路火花帶閃電。
83、Single is not difficult, difficult is to cope with those who make every attempt to make you the end of single people.
單身并不難，難的是應(yīng)付那些千方百計想讓你結(jié)束單身的人。
84、What is happiness? Happiness is what you eat fish, I eat meat, watching others chew bones.
幸福是什么?幸福就是你吃魚，我吃肉，看著別人啃骨頭。
85、People do not make me, I do not prisoners; if the person make me, comity three points; people make me, I have a needle; people also make me,.
人不犯我，我不犯人;人若犯我，禮讓三分;人再犯我，我還一針;人還犯我，斬草除根。
86、I allow you into my world, but you're not allowed to walk around my world.
我允許你走進(jìn)我的世界，但不許你在我的世界里走來走去。
87、Ming Sao easy to hide, dark base to Pvent.
明騷易躲，暗賤難防。
88、Read the book more than 10 years, would like to kindergarten or better mix!
念了十幾年書，想起來還是幼兒園比較好混!
89、They said I was BT, let me to do CT, I ET results.
他們說我是BT，讓我去做CT，結(jié)果我是ET。
90、My advantage is: I'm handsome; but my weakness is: I'm handsome not obvious.
我的優(yōu)點是：我很帥;但是我的缺點是：我?guī)浀牟幻黠@。 (99句教你學(xué)會幽默英語名言警句)
91、A husband how, with goalkeeper also scored!
有老公怎么的，有守門員還進(jìn)球呢!
92、I was also a spoony seed, the results under the rain...... Drowned.
我當(dāng)年也是個癡情的種子，結(jié)果下了場雨……淹死了。
93、In the shit on your head is not necessarily the enemy, you may also be the neighbor upstairs.
在你頭上拉屎的未必是敵人，也可能是你樓上的鄰居。
94、Many people say that marriage is the tomb of love, but love can be laid to rest is better than storm the streets.
很多人說婚姻是愛情的墳?zāi)�，但是能夠入土為安的愛情總比暴尸街頭要好。
95、Free to study Feng Shui, after the death of a tomb is made up of living can't afford to buy a house.
有空學(xué)風(fēng)水去，死后占個好墓也算彌補(bǔ)了生前買不起好房的遺憾。
96、You go, I won't see you; you come, no matter how difficult it is, I will pick you up.
你走，我不送你;你來，無論多大風(fēng)多大雨，我都會去接你。
97、The day did not drop me, my mind still, to my bones.
天沒降大任于我，照樣苦我心智，勞我筋骨。
98、Holds hand of the child, I know the ugly, son of tears, I'm leaving.
執(zhí)子之手，方知子丑，淚流滿面，子不走我走。
99、Listen to your words, my province ten books!
聽君一席話，省我十本書!
100.love alone could waken love!只有愛才能喚醒愛!
